no regrets,just memories.™

3 easiest way to die.xD

2010-03-01T19:02:00.000-08:00

RULES THAT GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW(saw this at some guys blog)hahhahaha.

2010-03-01T19:00:00.000-08:00

RULES THAT GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW

1. Sometimes we just don’t want to talk. Don’t take it personally.
2. We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we’re planning to dump you and jump them.
3. Our favorite T-shirts are not “disgraceful.” They show our loyalty to our college, our favorite sports team, our favorite beer, our favorite vacation or number 23.
4. Helpless is not cute.
5. Get to the point.
6. Understand that men are single-minded and can only do one thing at a time. So don’t talk to us while we’re doing something. We will either ignore you, because we don’t hear you “honestly), or we’ll screw up what we’re doing because you’ve distracted us.
Exception to Rule 6. Interrupt us if something is on fire, if someone needs immediate medical attention, if Pamela Lee is on TV or if there is an emergency that needs a hero.
7. You can’t complain that there are no good guys around while some of us are still single.
8. If you ask us, “Do you think she’s prettier then me?” we just might say, “Yes.” Then what are you going to do?
9. Don’t expect even a great relationship with us to solve all your problems. Just because we love you, doesn’t mean your cellulite, your credit card debt or your bad mood will disappear.
10. We would not wear high heels to impress you.
11. Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in.
12. For us, driving is not just a means of going from point A to point B. It’s an opportunity to control a couple of tons of steel. We drive, therefore, we are.
13. If you want us to notice something, help us out by saying something like, “I went to the beauty shop today.”
14. If you have to have a cat, at least don’t call him “Mister” anything.
15. Hide the self help books when we come over. They make us nervous.
16. We need to vegetate.
17. We don’t go shopping. When we need something, we buy it.
18. We believe our bodily functions are perfectly normal and, at times, quite amusing.
19. We don’t believe you when you say money isn’t important to you.
20. When we see pictures of Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones we feel proud and happy to be men. We don’t care if it’s not fair.
21. It’s not that we don’t want to make you happy, it’s just that sometimes, we don’t know how.
22. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down.
23. If it itches, it will be scratched.
24. If you ask a question you don’t really want an answer to, expect an answer you didn’t want to hear.
25. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
26. Don’t ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topis such as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
27. Sundays equals sports. Period.
28. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
29. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
30. You have enough clothes.
31. You have too many shoes.
32. Crying is blackmail.
33. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
34. Ask for what you want. Let’s be clear on this one: Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work. Really obvious hints don’t work. Just say it!
35. No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar you know we check.
36. We’re not mind readers and we never will be. OUr lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
37. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair - out of 30 - would look good with your dress?
38. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
39. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
40. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
41. Check your oil.
42. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
43. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together.
44. It doesn’t matter which quiz.
45. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
46. If you won’t dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like the soap opera guys.
47. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
48. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
49. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
50. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
51. If you wear a Wonderbra and a low-cut blouse, you lose the right to complain about having your boobs stared at.
52. Our relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
53. Men see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
54. Ditto melon.
55. If we ask what’s wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing is wrong.

Contentment(got this from an email)

2010-01-31T01:51:00.000-08:00

CONTENTMENT

Have you ever, at any one time, had the feeling that life is bad, real
bad, and you wish you were in another situation?
You find life make things difficult for you, work sucks, life sucks, everything
seems to go wrong....
Read the following story... it may change your views about life:
After a conversation with one of my friends, he told me despite taking
2 jobs, he brings back barely above 1K per month, he is happy as he is.
I wonder how he can be as happy as he is considering he has to skimp his
life with the low pay to support a pair of old parents, in-laws, a wife,
2 daughters and the many bills of a household.
He explained that it was through one incident that he saw in India that
happened a few years ago when he was really feeling low and touring India
after a major setback.
He said that right in front of his very eyes he saw an Indian mother chop
off her child's right hand with a chopper. The helplessness in the mother's
eyes, the scream of pain from the innocent 4-year-old child haunted him
until today.
You may ask why did the mother do so; had the child been naughty, had the
child's hand been infected?? No, it was done for two simple words- - -TO
BEG!
The desperate mother deliberately caused the child to be handicapped so
that the child could go out to the streets to beg.
Taken aback by the scene, he dropped a piece of bread he was eating half-way.
And almost instantly, a flock 5 or 6 children swamped towards this small
piece of bread which was covered with sand, robbing bits from one another.
The natural reaction of hunger.
Stricken by the happenings, he instructed his guide to drive him to the
nearest bakery. He arrived at two bakeries and bought every single loaf
of bread he found in the bakeries. The owner was dumbfounded but willingly
sold everything. He spent less than $100 to obtain about 400 loaves of
bread (this is less than $0.25 per loaf) and spent another $100 to get
daily necessities.
Off he went in the truck full of bread into the streets. As he distributed
the bread and necessities to the children (mostly handicapped) and a few
adults, he received cheers and bows from these unfortunate. For the first
time in his life he wondered how people can give up their dignity for a
loaf of bread which cost less than $0.25.
He began to tell himself how fortunate he is. How fortunate he is to be
able to have a complete body, have a job! , have a family, have the chance
to complain what food is nice and what isn't nice, have the chance to be
clothed, have the many things that these people in front of him are deprived
of...
Now I begin to think and feel it, too! Was my life really that bad?
Perhaps... no, I should not feel bad at all... What about you? Maybe the
next time you think you are, think about the child who lost one hand to
beg on the streets.
"Contentment is not the fulfillment of
what you want, it is the realization
of how much you already have."
When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look
so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that! we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they
just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past,you can't
go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

a picture is worth a thousand words.xD

2010-01-18T07:25:00.000-08:00

nth need to be said much.

finally update.hahahahha

2010-01-18T07:18:00.000-08:00

some funny shit that i got from the chive.xD BTW happy new year even though a bit late.lazy write much.xD

pro uncle.

2009-10-22T04:43:00.000-07:00

HEROES

2009-10-22T04:35:00.000-07:00

LOL

2009-10-22T04:32:00.000-07:00

the only 2 buttons a keyboard needs.xD

nice tatoo.

2009-10-22T04:25:00.001-07:00

I dare u ppl to tatoo this.xD

xD

2009-10-22T04:20:00.000-07:00

pb vid at facebook.hahahhahahah

2009-10-06T02:53:00.000-07:00

any1 wanna see this vid pls go to >>here<<

wah~

2009-10-05T05:49:00.000-07:00

just on facebook and a new friend request.jason tan.then i thought just another jason tan in the world.mana tahu it's jason tan kok yien.i was like wtf.i thought he won't play facebook de.lol.we play blog liao baru he play fb.slow us 1 big step.nt bad la.at least change digi campus liao upgrade a bit even though become stupid ki.hahahhahahaha
support him abit la.who any1 who knws him pls add him what_i_wanna_do@live.com xD

ing's birthday

2009-10-04T02:56:00.000-07:00

celebrated ing's bday juz now,a day earlier.(last min plan , as usual)lol.bo pien la monday night bo eng.went to ginger bread hse wanted to buy cake for ing but dont have any suitable ones.so we went to mita to buy a cake,choc cheese cake i think.sry no pic.will try to take the pic from joanne.lol.but before we went mita huat suggested we buy 6D.so me , wes and huat each choose 2 numbers.hahahha.if kena , 20k lor(i think,should be la)hahhahahha.xD

woot watching one piece 100th episode xD

2009-10-03T21:35:00.000-07:00

woot~finally reach the 100th episode of one piece.yea i know still got alot to pia.but i cannot watch it in peace due to some guy wanna kek his ~~lousy~~ pro angmo(not gonna mention any name cause lee kian huat(910107-13-XXXX) won't be too happy about it xD)anyway for anyone who wanna watch one piece with english subs pls click >>here<< xD.

wah~1st post.xD

2009-10-03T11:39:00.000-07:00

wah~ppl like me also play blog.pro liao la.kena ppl influence bah.u know who u r.nvm la i mention u ppl let u ppl famous.those ppl are >> vincent , jessamine and ing aka kyusama.<<